Some of the best/worst Christmas Crackers jokes! Christmas jokes and humor. These little Christmas joke cards are designed to be tucked into home-made Christmas crackers but you can use them in all sorts of ways. Pop them into a lunch. What is Christmas if it doesn't involve a silly little joke from a cracker? Here are some of the best Christmas cracker jokes. How do snowmen get around? Nobody can answer this conundrum What do you call people who are frightened of Santa? How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Tis the season to be Jolie. What do sheep say at Christmas?